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| 002. 27 September, 2022 |
[June the 27th] |
So ... I think someone's shaved my cat. I'm not exactly sure why someone would do that but ... yeah. The problem is that Winston is now a bit cold and he's currently huddled under one of my socks out of shame ... which would be all right except, you know, I prefer to have my socks in pairs and it's really bothering me.
So ... if anyone knows who de-haired Winston, that would be ace. Especially since I've just tried a hair-thickening charm on him, which of sort of failed because he's now a bit ... feathery.
Oh, and Winston is the tiny cat with curlyish fur and a lazy eye. Just in case anyone was, you know, wondering. Yeah ...
Oh, and he also has a bit of a gammy leg. Just so you know. I'm not sure why you'd need to know that, but, you know, I figured I'd include details. Right ...
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| 001. 16 September, 2022 |
[June the 16th] |
A couple people have asked about my daily schedule, so I've decided to write it up for those interested. Keep in mind, the schedule is v. flexible. Think of it more as a list of suggestions rather than a list of must-do's. Hope this helps the less organizationally-inclined!
6:45 AM - Wake up.
6:46 AM - Make bed (More specifically: Arrange sheets and pillow, tuck in top sheet w/ extra attention paid to corners [also known as "hospital corners"], smooth bed sheet until completely wrinkle/crease free, finally fluff pillows [smaller one goes in front]).
6:55 AM - Cleanse face w/ Sensitive Skin Soap.
7:00 AM - Check toothbrush in order to ensure no one else has used it (Highly necessary. Once got gingivitis because forgot to check), then brush teeth vertically, w/ thirty brushes for each tooth.
7:10 AM - Shower.
7:25 AM - Decide on attire for day. Socks must be put on after trousers. Always.
7:30 AM - Drink cup of herbal tea and eat half a scone in case breakfast does not go well.
7:45 AM - Gather books, parchment, quills and other necessary items.
7:50 AM - Spend short time w/ Winston. Make sure is well fed.
8:00 AM - Breakfast.
8:45 AM - If breakfast went well, either chat w/ friends or head to first class.
9:00 AM - Transfiguration.
10:00 AM - Arithmancy.
11:00 AM - Herbology.
12:00 PM - Lunch.
12:45 PM - If lunch went well, either chat w/ friends or head to next class.
1:00 PM - Charms.
2:00 PM - Muggle Studies.
3:00 PM - Astronomy.
4:00 PM - If not Monday, will finish any and all coursework for as long as needed. If Monday, Art Appreciation until 5:00 PM.
8:00-9:00 PM - If not Monday, will chat w/ friends, spend time w/ Winston and drink cup of herbal tea w/ second half of scone. If Monday, Chess Club until 9:00 PM.
9:00 PM - Spend more time w/ friends. Time period is flexible.
10:00 PM - Cleanse face w/ Sensitive Skin Soap.
10:05 PM - Check toothbrush in order to ensure no one else has used it, then brush teeth vertically, w/ thirty brushes for each tooth.
10:15 PM - Get in night clothes. Socks must be taken off before trousers. Always.
10:20 PM - Read, finish up coursework, chat briefly w/ friends and/or spend time w/ Winston. Again, time period is flexible.
11:00 PM - Sleep.
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[June the 11th] |
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( I promise not to rip you off and I promise not to sell you out. I will never smoke all your stash if I happen to find it whilst tidying up, which, let's face it, isn't likely. well, we would always leave you at least a joint's worth, anyway. and I will never eat the last bit of cereal and then put the empty packet back, hoping you won't notice. or if I do, I'll pay for the next lot, I promise, 'cos I know that really gets on your nerves. and I will never sleep with any of your friends - well, not your best friends. and how do we avoid being like all those other cheese-masters? demonstrating the facilities of their new car and the trouser press. from hunter-gatherer to washer-dryer is a long, strange trip. and what if our kids turn into pudgy blobs, wearing union jack underpants, addicted to coffee whitener? bloated caricatures of something vaguely recognisable as a human being. a human being that you once loved. )
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